Still looking for a sharp object sharper than ultrahard fullerite medical sawblades and, apparently, Buzzsaw's very own reciprocating saw. (Of course I re-sharpened it for you, don't look at me like that!)

A bottle of my very own wine to a mech that can loan me something that will work.

( [Private: Swindle no hackerz] )

I need to borrow something sharper than the pitiful excuse for ultrahard fullerite-coated sawblades that the Autobot medbay stocks.

Consider this a challenge.

To the... creature... that is probably monitoring this entry: I am going to show you the meaning of 'Decepticon' and of 'medic.' This is my kind of war. I'd say 'prepare yourself,' but you couldn't prepare yourself for me if you tried.

To everyone else: I have a project. It is quite probably more important than you. Unless you're engaged in actively dying, keep that in mind when you come whining to me with little things like "Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, my aaaaaaarm fell ooooooooooff" or "Gliiiiiiiiiit, somebody glued my haaaaands to my aaaaaaaaaaaft because I couldn't find it without heeeeeeeelp." There are other medics here; harass them for a change. It'll do you good.*


* Prime, I suppose you're exempt, since you're Lord Megatron's bonded, and he of course takes precedence over all of the above entry.

( Private to Optimus Prime )

*

( Private to Lord Megatron. )

You crazy fraggers, stop getting injured for stupid reasons. I'm behind on my drinking schedule.

What's the status on the Nemesis medbay, if a raid or something took place on the Nemesis? Did any of you check? No? ...Thought not.

( Private, unhackable log. )

1. Who are medical staff, and where are we working out of normally? I understand that the drone situation has rendered the Nemesis medbay temporarily unusable. (Augh! They've probably wrecked the place.)

2. Are there any other standing issues (read: injuries) that I need to take a look at? Comm me privately for a 'housecall' if you absolutely must; those of you I've worked with before know just how discreet I am, and the rest of you will learn. The Autobot medbay has been cleared of patients needing treatment, so you'll either have to speak up or I'll have to hunt you down.
Note: If you come to me about injuries from rough interfacing, I will expect an invitation to the next round for my inconvenience. You know who you are.

3. Is anyone assigning quarters, or am I going to have to hack a lock and find my own? I can sleep on the medbay berths, but I'm not going to.

4. MOST IMPORTANT. Why is the rum still gone? No, really: I've checked the Autobot common room, and there's no energon to be found in it.

( Personal log, unhackable. )

Decepticon Glit reporting for duty. Planetfall was clean, though this insignificant little mudball has no suitable quadrupedal mechanisms to mimic, so I haven't bothered.

Who's here, where's our primary base, where're the wounded, and why is the rum gone?